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The Chosen One

27 Aug, 2005

German board member Osprey has won the City of Villains launch party competition. His winning entry was…

It is my destiny to join the ranks of Arachnos, and witness the European launch of City of Villains because…

...only London’s rain, British coffee and English beer can awaken the true evil in a Rheinländer!

Osprey will be joining us at the exclusive launch event for City of Villains in a secret location in London next week.


 

0Posted by J Sparrow on 27 Aug at 20:35

erm am i the only english person to find this a bit offensive?  If this was directed the other way would it have won?

0Posted by Fang on 28 Aug at 12:01

now thats classic and ammusing

0Posted by Thumpx on 28 Aug at 17:22

Congrats on winning, but it does seem slightly offensive to the brits. I have to agree with J Sparrow on that one.

0Posted by Magicdave on 29 Aug at 01:16

Um, yeah… I have to admit this raised an eyebrow. I know it’s meant to be taken in a humorous way but still - controversial!

Maybe I’m just bitter I’m not going!

0Posted by Targon on 29 Aug at 01:39

Gratulation und viel Spaß Osprey wink

Mach Fotos :>

0Posted by Thomas on 29 Aug at 13:08

I only found it offensive in the sense that I never won. Then again my one was probably no better when it came to being controversial.

0Posted by Satan Spawn on 29 Aug at 15:06

How the hell is it at all, what your offended by the fact we get rain and that someone from another country gladly pointed it out!?!?

0Posted by BritishBulldog on 29 Aug at 17:53

Do we even have our own coffee :/ not heard of the famous british coffee bean yet , but yeah i agree its not really offensive but if it had been a brit sayign it about another nation it would have been seen as an insult as it always is with brits ...

but congrats and enjoy yourself at the launch.

0Posted by Count Brass on 29 Aug at 23:53

Hmm not actually funny, even if not taken as a bit offensive (which it is).

0Posted by J.Vine on 29 Aug at 23:57

I do find that quite offensive I agree with the other statments… /images/smileys/mad.gif

0Posted by Siru Jim on 30 Aug at 03:53

You Kiddin’ me right??it is offensive and i agree with Satan Spawn…

0Posted by smeg on 30 Aug at 03:59

grats to the boxhead /images/smileys/smile.gif

0Posted by Amber on 30 Aug at 05:23

I am a Brit and I can see the funny side of this comment.  Its the sort of joke I make most Monday mornings, whinging about how unfortunate we are coz its ‘raining again’ even in the summer. 

However, I do believe that to show there is no ill feelings between the nations every British subsciber to the game should get an invite to the Villans Beta.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - It will help me stay not offended by the discimatry remarks against my countries weather, coffee and beer.

(also am curious to discover our famous coffee bean too, think it may grow really tall Coffee bean plants, may be its a magical bean that is really used to climb up into the clouds and steal giants gold! Fee Fi Fo Fum - lol, sorry have strange sense of humour, maybe is why i found it funny)

Amber

0Posted by Matneee on 30 Aug at 06:11

I’m English. It rains in London. We make terrible beer (well, lager) and our coffee shops aren’t much better. Nuff said.

0Posted by Satan Spawn on 30 Aug at 07:48

Matneee is right… Sort of. The stuff we make is indeed usually terrible, the other stuff that is around is imported. The only reason British stuff would wake you up is that it burns your tastebuds with whatever is in it…

0Posted by Ghristarg Mammothman on 30 Aug at 13:10

Our beers great…

...I swear by the mace I use to beat up villains, if I ever meet up with the guy who insulted my beloved beer, my tank will hurt him in places only Lord Recluse dreams of late at night after visiting the Statemans chambers for a “nightcap”.

“...English beer can awaken the true evil” - Beer and Awaken in the same sentence is surely a contradiction in itself.

This will never do.

0Posted by Pyroclasm on 30 Aug at 17:22

“Don’t mention the war!”

0Posted by mort on 30 Aug at 18:19

who picks the winners? a monkey with a crayon? id take rain, bad beer n coffee any day over cuckoo clocks, laderhosen and sneaking around at 3 am with beach towels. last time i was in muunchen it rained for 2 weeks solid and the coffee tasted like mud, beer was ok and in good solid portions. grrr im evil now do i win too? =p

0Posted by Turon on 31 Aug at 01:27

Congtats to the Winner.

Please folks, don’t be offended. It’s a joke..take it as one.

Only be offended by what is worth your time and energy for being offended for!

I have often laughed at jokes about nationalities, but that is what they are...jokes.

Its a game, its for fun..enjoy!

0Posted by Lloytron on 31 Aug at 02:32

I wouldn’t go as far as saying it was offensive, but maybe just a bit in poor taste. It seems its only acceptable to use stereotypes against us Brits! If the game event was at the recent Leipzig games convention in Germany and a similar comment was made I highly doubt it would have won!

Mind you, this is City of Villains. Villainy and controversy go hand in hand.

BTW every time I go to Germany it rains, and the coffee is just awful. Thankfully the beer is great /images/smileys/rasberry.gif

0Posted by Thomas on 31 Aug at 03:42

Not forgetting the fact that we drink it at ROOM-TEMPERATURE! Are we savages of some sort?

Everyone who is offended by Osprey probably is just jealous they didn’t win.

Nevertheless I approve of Amber’s idea. It’s framtastic.

0Posted by James on 31 Aug at 04:52

Its true we do have bad weather (oh well)

but England is famous for our TEA!! not coffee.

And we are mostly Lager drinkers not beer drinkers /images/smileys/rasberry.gif

CONGRATS

0Posted by new dawn on 31 Aug at 05:16

will there be a true CoH ambush in London for that remark?

0Posted by debtcollector on 31 Aug at 05:23

Congratulations on the winner, as for those who see this as offensive, you must be joking,i am in no way offended by that entry, i think that jealousy has more part to play in these responses than anything else…

0Posted by Ice Kitten on 31 Aug at 05:34

Does no one else see the irony of us complaining that the Chosen One of Arachnos, the one most suited to the life of villiany has riled the natives and proven to be an unpopular choice… Um come on he’s evil. Any way congratulations to you Osprey.

0Posted by Button Monkey on 31 Aug at 05:46

Nothing wrong with our Beer - If there was we wouldn’t be drinking so much of it would we.

We do get rain, but not any more than the rest of northern Europe.

As for the coffee, yes it sucks, buts thats because its all imported; now if we did actually make English coffee, I’m sure it would great.

Anyhows Gratz on winning the competition Osprey

0Posted by Fear Reaver on 31 Aug at 05:48

Lucky ole’ sausage munching, sun bed poaching, Hasslehoff fan Osprey...no offense.

0Posted by Thunder on 31 Aug at 05:55

I get the rain part but the other stuff sounds rubbish /images/smileys/hmm.gif

0Posted by Lil P on 31 Aug at 06:17

Im british but who cares if its offensive or not.... its funny and i think they deserve to win /images/smileys/smile.gif.. Congratulations

0Posted by The Impeder on 31 Aug at 12:10

Ladies and gentlemen, for shame!

The man wrote his entry in English and he has demonstrated a very English, and ironic, sense of humour.

Let us demonstrate that sense of humour as well as another English trait: a sense of fair play. 

My congratulations Ospey.

0Posted by Meh on 31 Aug at 13:08

Well… at least it wasn’t a cheese-eating surrender monkey that won wink

I’m not moaning that i didn’t win.. i never got around to entering…

0Posted by Dark-Apollo on 31 Aug at 15:08

Congrats on the win, well deserved - not quite sure what the complaints are about.... it takes a bit more than comments about our weather and beverages to make this super-hero flinch!

0Posted by The Chosen One on 01 Sep at 13:18

I’m upset that my names been used in vain, was hoping there gonna be an article about how fantastic defiant’s favourite scrapper is and how he should be the first on the CoV beta....but its not.

Gratz any the hoo and enjoy the day

0Posted by Lady White on 01 Sep at 15:40

Gratz on winning, some people have no sense of humour.

0Posted by Draake on 01 Sep at 18:52

Hmm again not entirely happy about this surely there were other entries that didnt refer to places and take a pop at entire countries!!!!

0Posted by Fang on 01 Sep at 21:02

I am scottish but that is seriosly amusing but there is on mistake LONDON HARDLY EVER HAS RAIN . well compared to aberdeen or glasgow

0Posted by Bloblogger on 01 Sep at 23:11

ILLUSION/TRUTH

It dosent rain in London, it drizzles.

English coffee in this instance means Maxwell House’s freeze-dried best.

English beer in this instance means whatever’s selling for the cheapest price per case.

0Posted by Nomolos on 02 Sep at 09:40

Well as a true Welshman I agree 100% raspberry the English do have awful coffee,

Grats on the win enjoy the launch and try and get some tasty titbits to post while your there /images/smileys/smile.gif

0Posted by Dark Siru on 02 Sep at 12:24

HuUHa PuUHa!!

0Posted by Solos on 04 Sep at 20:25

Oh no!  He pointed out that we have bad weather, import coffee beans and our beer is crap compared to German beer.

0Posted by Satan Spawn on 04 Sep at 21:23

I totally agree Dark Siru :|

0Posted by English person who actually has a sense of humour on 05 Sep at 13:19

Lighten up people, it’s a joke!

0Posted by Eye-Saw on 06 Sep at 10:52

i find it slightly offensive, but i dont think it was intended to be,otherwise it wouldnt have won.

0Posted by English Realist on 07 Sep at 00:39

I found it neither funny or offensive.

The further West you go in Europe, the more it rains. English rain is no wetter or funnier than German rain. I’m at a loss as to what constitutes “English” coffee and as for the beer, we have some of the finest ales in Europe.

Having said that, apart from the kinky clothes of the Weimar period and the fottball world cup songs, I can’t recall anything funnier coming from Germany, so fair play to the guy.

0Posted by Dark Siru on 07 Sep at 18:52

hehe i like that this new was some a week before and we still send comments for beers , coffee and stuff. anyone drunk GREEK coffee????if no you lose..... :D

0Posted by robert hansen on 14 Sep at 06:00

someones gotta be a winner so there can be losers

0Posted by tom on 02 Oct at 18:50

oh come on ppl....its only offensive 2 english peeps..and even then only slightly im scottish..so i dnt care..stop being crybabies..and english relist wat r u on about seriously...lol cant w8 till 30th october CoV RuLz!!!!

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